put two celebrities in my ask and i’ll say which i think is hotter.

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high-self-esteem:

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

r u sure 
lexus2jz:

theautobible:

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i was just about to upload this lol.
despicable-me:

Bob the Maid
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zucherman:

Suspended Mid-Air on the Roosevelt Island Tramway
Disappointed People Holding on to Guardrails
Zachary Johnson
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

trollingchannel:
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30 day assassin’s creed challenge – day 1: favorite game ↠ brotherhood

‶In the beginning, we set our truths to parchment. To stone. To the memory of men. These proved impermanent things. Cleansed by fire. Cleansed by famine. Cleansed by flood. All the world is innocent once more. Innocent and ignorant.″